The Dumb Joke Post

Q. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder? 

A. He got a little behind in his work.

Q.  Why couldn’t Noah go fishing?

A.  He only had two worms.

Q. Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?

A. His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

(Thanks, Gretchen!)

Q. Why couldn’t they play cards on Noah’s Ark?

A. Because the elephant pooped on the deck.

Q. What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when he hits your windshield?

A. His butt.

(With special love to Susan.)

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  1. #1 by Tierney on March 10, 2011 - 10:25 pm

    Bahahahaha … oh, brother. 😉

  2. #2 by Susan H on March 11, 2011 - 9:08 am

    haha! I still have that one saved on my phone for a rainy day when I need to hear your voice and have a pickmeup 🙂

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