C.S. Lewis would be proud

A Narnian ship is sailing through our den.

I am not even kidding.

I’m writing this so Tim will know where to come looking for me if he comes home to an empty house: Honey, if the doors are locked and my clothes are piled in a heap on the floor, please don’t waste time checking the bedroom.      

Told you I wouldn’t be there.

I’ll send a postcard from Narnia as soon as I can.

I’ll probably be home in a couple hundred years.

Think of the money we’ll make on the sequel we’ll publish.  You could so retire early.

I think we’ll call it: The Last Battle Isn’t Over ‘Til It’s Over.

Battle?  Did I just say battle?

AAAGH!! 

Timmmmmmmmmmmm, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppppppppp meee!

Splash.*

*A Note To The Reader: Please tell the bank not to foreclose our house.  We’ll be back in a few hundred years.

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